Lots of things in this world are cute. Puppies are cute. A dress can be cute. Lots of boys are cute.
But sometimes, something comes along that is in possession of such a unique brand of cute, it transcends the mere description of being called cute, and becomes URIECUTE...
Crazy kid with no direction, wasting life on high ideals, vanilla coke and an ongoing love affair with her ipod, Mikey. Lives in a cave in the clouds. Coffee!