Grand Larceny.

Okay, so here is my reality. 1) I am going on holidays. 2) I need money for said holiday-making.

So today I go to the bank to see if there is a form I can fill out or something to give me a short break from my house repayments. And their professional response was? Just don't pay, take the money and let us chase you for it when you get back.

No wonder the global economy is shit.

We take to get along, we're holding on, we're holding on...

For she's a jolly good felon.

Went to the movies tonight and as I'm walking in, I see ten bucks lying abandoned on the ground, so after checking to see if anyone is looking, I pocket it. Two hours later when the movie is over, I see this girl a few aisles down looking around under the seats and checking her jeans pocket.

I kinda felt bad, but I'm broke and she talked all through the movie anyways.

We take to get along...