But sometimes, something comes along that is in possession of such a unique brand of cute, it transcends the mere description of being called cute, and becomes URIECUTE...
What's that, Brendon? You haven't heard of uriecute? For shame.
For surely, you are the perfect embodiment of all that is uriecute.
Still skeptical? Well... uriecute is always hot (as in very HOT), but somehow still so acutely innocent and adorable that it almost seems impossible to have such a contradiction in a single person.
But Brendon, that person is you.
No, Brendon, don't be mad. It's a compliment! You have invented a whole new definition of cute! Plus, even when you try to be mad, it just doesn't work... you are too uriecute to be threatening!
You know it's true.
There you go!
Be proud, Brendon. You single-handedly define a thought, a feeling, an ideal and an aspiration.
That's more like it. You are so uriecute, it hurts! Even Wentz agrees...
...hang on. Why still so unsure?
Don't be saddums, you are still as gorgeous and sexy as fuck. That goes without saying when you are uriecute!
Look, here's you in a suit...
Oh hai, Spencer! How goes it? Why yes, Brendon is looking very uriecute in that suit, glad you agree!
See, Brendon, everyone loves you! You and the uriecute. Own it.
That is all.
Peace out.
Oh my God that's so...adorable? Hon, you crack me up royally. I'd go out with this one (though I'm old enough to be his mother, for God's sake) just for those gorgeous lips. Collagen...it's not just for women anymore. LOL
ReplyDeleteHehe, glad you like, M! I have actually been using this word for a while myself, but thought it was time it was shared with the world.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the power of uriecute, perfectly embodied in Brendon's lips, knows no bounds. Everyone is at its mercy!
Uriecute. It should srsly be in urban dictionary by now.
ReplyDeleteI <3 this. The world would be filled with peace, love, bunnies and lavender hoodies if everyone had a little uriecute in there lives.
PS Ryan's not so bad himself, though perhaps not actually uriecute. But at least Brendon looks mostly like a boy. Ow, ouch!
ReplyDeleteWhen I first began following the band, I was a Ryan fan. He was kind of precious :)
ReplyDeleteBut then I got sucked in by the Uriecute and it was all over.
Haha, it sneaks up on you like that! Ryan is cool and all, but he never had a chance compared to the uriecute.
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