Why oh why, do you make it so hard for me to love you? I do though, Jared, despite all your efforts to run me off. Maybe it’s because you are superhot, maybe it’s because you're a terrific actor, maybe it's because of 30 Seconds to Mars, which I love, love, LOVE...I think you get the idea.
Did I mention you were hot? You, fine sir, are C.R.A.Z.Y.H.O.T.
Plus, you’re a friend to the animals...
But despite your many numerous talents and a freakish ability to never age (is your middle name Dorian?), you still find it necessary to keep breaking my heart. You were easily the best thing in Alexander (well, you and Rosario) and your homoerotic, longing stares made even the prospect of Colin Farrell look good.
But then you go and do this...
Crocs, Jared? Crocs! Surely not every other single pair of shoes you own were busy that day?
And this...
Ugh. Jared, seriously. Cooties! Be honest, she slipped something into your drink, didn’t she? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Over time, you redeem yourself with countless photoshoots, Chapter 27 and most recently, This Is War. I start to think maybe we have finally worked all of this conflict out and it only took the mistakes of your twenties and thirties to reach this new understanding...
I turn a blind eye to the gimmick of using fans to sing on the new album and you reward me with Kings and Queens, and slow motion white horses! Love you, baby! I defend your greatness to everyone who has yet to acknowledge it, and you give me that Radio 1 Bad Romance cover in return. The world is happy.
And then you go and do this...
What the hell, man? Why do you make it so fucking hard! For the love of god, why?
oh and defend him you do to me but it still gets you nowhere:D respecting the love and all...<3
ReplyDeleteJust you wait...I will turn you one day! <3
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I will!
Hahaha I really really doubt you will I think this is one battle you will lose! <3
ReplyDeleteNo, it's a win-win situation for me.
ReplyDeleteYou either like him and we can share the Leto love. Or you don't, which means more Leto for me.
Win-Win! XD
Hahaha ok well in that case how about you just keep him all to yourself and don't talk to me about him lol. See now thats a win win for me heheh<3
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll take that upon thy self to take your position me lady, for to love a LETO is to love thyself above all... (did that make any sense at all??? lmfao) he is a dream like no other. I too Ripley, turn a blind eye to that pinkness he seems to have adopted. (Paris? shudders).
ReplyDeleteI don't mind the pink mohawk so much as the whole ensemble, which is horribly horrible in its horribleness.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah...her. :(
This has been by far your most hilarious post. "And then you go and do this..."
ReplyDeleteBaha!
At least he doesn't rival Bill, right? Am I right? There's another that is hard to love, but in a far different manner.
Great pix, darling. He is H.O.T., fer shure, but yeah, what the hell's that man thinking?
ReplyDeleteSo ImmortalityXMUSIC...
ReplyDeleteLooks like I won the war, hey?
*victorydancesaroundtheroom*